I offer relief to those snowflakes being pummeled by the mean spirited meanies everywhere. There is no longer any reason to be exposed to harsh words and epithets. For a measly $100, I will send you the hat modeled by my lovely pictured assistant. Available with or without ear holes. One color only. Also deflects rays and other harmful elements in the air. Wire funds directly to my account at the National Bank of Kenya.

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