I just found out there was a 1st debate before the debate where the mean-spirited meanies tossed around their meanie words. That’s wasn’t particularly interesting news until I found out one of the participants was Karl Sternovich. I googled Karl.

This is what I found. “Karl Sternovich does not exist and is probably one of those Marvel villains you never heard of until your geek friend says "Oh wow, they teased Karl Sternovich in the post-credit sequence in Ant-Man" so now you have to look him up on MarvelWiki." Then you find out his criminal alias is Doctor Accordion aka The Telescoping Man and you're like, "Oh. They tricked me into being briefly interested in insipid nonsense again."

I think this is a parody but if there’s any possibility that he is The Telescoping Man, he’s getting my vote.