New Golf Terms
Okay, I cleaned this up a lot, deleting some even I found offensive. However, there are still a couple that might offend the fine sensitivities of our more genteel audience. Be forewarned.
Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots such as 'shank', 'chili-dip', 'skull', 'duck-hook', 'worm-burner', etc.
Here are come new ones to add to your vocabulary.
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's an impossible read.
A 'Rock Hudson' – it looked straight, but wasn't.
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.
A 'Yasser Arafat' – butt ugly and in the sand.
A 'John Kennedy Jr'., - didn't make it over the water.
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.
An 'O.J. Simpson' – got away with it.
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used a driver.
A 'Rush Limbaugh' – a bit too far to the right.
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - a bit too far to the left.
A 'Barbra Streisand' - ugly but still working.
A 'Teddy Kennedy' – goes in the water, but jumps out.
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