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Old 04-08-2016, 12:25 PM
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Why I prefer singledom

1. No manly smells emanating from the bathroom

2. Belching is not a joyful sound

3. The remote is mine -- my pets really don't care what I watch

4. I get to drive the car

5. I DO ask directions

6. No kvetching about using his razor

7. I know when I'm almost out of something

8. No one to tell me how, when or why to do something

9. I like me well enough to enjoy my own company.

Honestly, if the "right" man came along at this stage of my life, I think I'd run like crazy. I like having male friends -- their interests are closer to the things I like than most female interests (cars, sports, action movies/books, scifi) but, at the end of the conversation, I want to go my merry way.
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