[SteveZ]

Yep - fast way to end up being wire-cuffed by the TSA Federal Air Marshall (if one's on the plane - or the flight crew may do it) to the seat until the plane lands; followed by a rather uncomfortable discussion with the FBI after being photo'd and printed; then hoping the Assistant US Attorney won't accept prosecution (very doubtful)(whole host of charges available these days!); then that the Federal Magistrate will allow bond (highly doubtful until all security checks have cleared); and last but not least - your allowable phone call to a relative seeking help gets you help without it costing you many thousands of dollars and your reputation.

I know this is the "humor" board, but I've seen first-hand how jokes on aircraft and airports can go far astream from the intent. PLEASE remember that anything which can be taken - even incorrectly - as having the potential of terrorist intent where public transportation is concerned will result in a strong law enforcement response.