Pun Time
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Sorry, folks, but have a lot of pun today.
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