- What’s the worst thing about ancient orators? "The tend to Babylon."
- I wonder how letters ever get to the recipient. "The envelopes, after all, are stationery."
- Yesterday a clown held the door open for me. "I thought it was a nice jester."
- It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs "because they always take things literally."
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. "It’s impossible to put down."
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