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Old 12-03-2016, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Yung Dum View Post
It's never too early for some Christmas pun. I'll start with this.

What did the salt say to the pepper?
Season's Greetings.

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe!

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid!