Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
What do you call people afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustraphobics.
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Army/embassy brat - traveled too much to mention
Moved here from SF Bay Area (East Bay)
"There are only two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other is as though everything is a miracle." Albert Einstein
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