Did Bubba die in the fire???
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back
the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You
better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope,
ain't Bubba.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he
brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body an d said , 'Yup, he's pretty
well burnt up. Roll hi m over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it
ain' t Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
G ome r said , 'Well, Bubba had two a-holes.'
'What? He had two a-holes?' asked the mortician.'
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,
'Here comes Bubba with them two a-holes. '
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