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Old 04-01-2017, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by blueeagle65 View Post
Def not welcome at my house!
If you really want to get rid of them, try this (especially today): When they approach, exclaim loudly "Praise the Lord" "Tonight is the first moon of the 7th Anunaki rectification, and our lord Satan promised to deliver the human sacrifices. Welcome, please step inside" For more dramatic effect, have a 10 inch dagger in your hand. You won't see them again.