
09-22-2017, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by CWGUY
She must be jesting! I sailed that wee ship into that very dock one dark night when the light at the "Light House" was not working. I though I was surely was going to die. The only thing that happened was the ships wheel was impaled in me crouch. Well, when I staggered over to City Fire for another pint of rum, one of the wenches at the outdoor bar asked "that must hurt!" "Arrrggghhh" I replied, "It's driving me nuts!" 
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Groan.......but cute
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