For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. *It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. **
1. The Japanese eat very little fat*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.. *
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.*Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
