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Old 01-04-2018, 05:36 PM
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CREMATION: I am considering cremation when I pass out of this world. Any suggestions on which of the companies offers these services in the area and your experience in dealing with them?
I must get at least one post card for a free meal every week if I want to listen to their creamation sales pitch. Just wait, you'll be getting yours. It should cost about $800. Investment companies, smoke detectors, lightning rods, funerals, landscapers, water purification, creamation services, etc. If a week doesn't go by without 2 or 3 of these, something is wrong. You could eat out for free all the time.

My neighbors goes to a lot of these. He now has lightning rods to the tune of $2000, four smoke detectors that cost $1800, and a water purifier system that uses salt that cost $3100. He also invested $200K with a company and he and his wife now get a $1,000 a month for the rest of their life.