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Old 01-15-2018, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by CFrance View Post
I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch, and put it in the bicycle basket.









As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.









It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
Thanks for the laugh. After a long day, this was a nice way to end it.