[Abby10]

Originally Posted by chuck90199

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,100. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2018 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$190,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price, it needs all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking just $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000; it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him, their mouths open in astonishment.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

I heard this one before but loved it just as much the second time around.