This happened to me once. I was coming in late from work at like 2AM and I could see something next to the pool where I lived. It took a while for my eyes to adjust to the confusing anomaly only to realize that the Michelin Man (actually a woman) was making time with the Stick Man from some horror movie.
She was easily 400 pounds of loving (assuming you love rolls and folds). He was maybe 120 or less.
I don't think I ever stepped foot in the pool after that.
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