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Originally Posted by Caymus
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Sorry Earth is closed. Congress would no doubt advocate that undocumented extraterrestrials would qualify for public assistantance benefits. We taxpayers can't afford to have a bunch of starships sneaking in to get free foodstamps and medical/veterinarian benefits. UFO spacecrafts could possibly be contributing to the Earth's climate change. Only essential space travelers should be allowed to enter the Earth's atmosphere. At least we have a president that speaks their language and is constantly communicating with them.