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Originally Posted by Keedy
Come on people. Poor Sarah does not have "community organizer" on her resume. How do you expect people to vote for her. Wait a minute...does she have a legitimate birth certificate? Was Alaska part of the USA when she was born. We could have a scandal here!!!!  |
Not to worry. She was born February 11, 1964 in Sandpoint, Idaho. I believe that is a US state. According to a very reliable web site, she was the love child of Larry Craig (before he went gay) and a nomadic atheist woman from Nebraska. Sarah (whose birth name was Starshine Moonbeam
Finklestein) moved with her new stepfather to Alaska where he was a radical Inuit shaman. Raised on a diet of chipmunks that she caught, the occasional arctic hare and melted snow, it is no wonder that she retains that blood lust today. It was only cheerleading and the chess club in high school that brought her into mainstream thinking. We'll just have to watch carefully and see which direction Sarah chooses to take in her future. No doubt, MSNBC will have a satellite truck in her front yard to keep us posted.
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