[John Mayes]

Originally Posted by ecuadog

so after landing my new job as a wal-mart greeter,
i lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, "good morning and welcome to wal-mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

the ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?"

so i replied, "i'm neither blind nor stupid, ma'am. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at wal-mart."

my supervisor said that i probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

lol!