[JohnN]

I was pushing a cart through Wal-Mart and while turning a corner, a guy bumped into me with his cart. Being polite, I said "Oh, I'm sorry, I was looking for my wife and not paying attention." He said, "I was looking for my wife too, why don't we just look together?" and I said "OK".

The guy said "What does your wife look like?". So I described her: "She's quite a bit younger than me, 5'3", blonde hair to her shoulders, alluring green eyes, full lips and a great shape that just doesn't quit. What does your wife look like?"

The guy replied "Well, let's find your wife first, then we'll look for mine."