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Old 02-15-2023, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by logdog View Post
You owe me a pair of underwear. I was the one standing on the concrete traffic control divider on the east side of Rolling Acres Road near the Comcast store waiting to cross the road just after 1100 am today. You left the Petco parking lot which is marked right turn only and proceeded to cut left at a pretty high speed, bounced across the first concrete divider separating traffic on Rolling Acres and continued across the second divider where I was and raced into the Comcast/Starbucks parking lot. It's a good thing your German convertible has a solid suspension because it got a good workout today. So did my bowels when you nearly ran me over.
This reminds me of what you should do if you are being chased by a bear:

One guy said you should throw some crap in his face.

The other guy asked, "Where do I get a handful of crap?"

The first guy responds: "Oh, just reach back. It'll be there."