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Originally Posted by CoachKandSportsguy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Look, horse, you’ve been in here every night this week. Do you think maybe you’re an alcoholic?”

The horse replies, “I think not!”, and then, poof, the horse disappears.

You’re probably wondering how a horse could just disappear like that. Well it goes back to something that the philosopher Rene Descartes said more than 2 centuries ago: “I think, therefore I am.” Once the horse went against that, he was finished.

Now, I could have started this story with that part about philosophy, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

And my kids tell me my dad jokes are terrible…. With your permission can I use this one on them the next time I talk to them…. I love it. 😂