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Old 03-30-2024, 07:14 AM
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I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle. I bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle might break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home...