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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725
I just returned from taking my pooch on a long walk. I usually have Publix plastic bags with me or some other kind of container like those found around The Villages Daily Sun newspapers.
We were on a long walk equipped with a collapsible water bowl and water bottle.
The dog pooped and I cleaned it up by putting it in a bag.
Went walking but got distracted a few times by traffic and making sure the canine was kept near the lawns.
And then he had to poop again and I picked that up but I could not find the first bag of doggie doo doo.
I kept on pulling stuff out of all my pockets but could not find the poop from the first dropping of the day.
Stopped by the mail center and got the mail and gave the dog some water. Mostly by pouring some on him to cool off.
Said Hi to a couple of ladies I knew but both seemed a little put off for some reason.
Checked again for the missing dog droppings.
Nothing in any of my pockets so I needed to go home wondering what had happened to the stinky stuff.
We eventually got home and I unlocked the front door and did a few errands while still wearing my baseball cap.
Finally took the cap off to treat myself to the breakfast and lo and behold the missing Publix bag and it's contents had been under the cap. I must have dropped it there while trying to get the 2nd load and the head gear had fallen.
The Publix bag must have worked well as I did not smell anything on the way from the mail center.
This puts a new meaning to the saying of having **** for brains.
And I could have had some plastic coming out of my baseball cap which could explain the reactions of the two women. There were other ladies out and about as well as a shirtless older gent and various golfers and Villagers out in golf carts. As well as a few other dog walkers who probably were not carrying the stuff under their hats.
And yes this is another dog poop thread.
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LOL!!! You’re a better man than me!