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Old 06-20-2025, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Ralphy View Post
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trips on the curb, and fumble for his keys. When he finally gets into his car, it takes a while to get the key into the Ignition. Meanwhile, everyone else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says “How is this possible?” The guy says “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”
Not really funny. In very bad taste. I have visited online or elsewhere with people who have lost loved ones to drunken drivers .
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