Stunning neighbor
My neighbor, who lives right across the street, is single, and stunning. This evening, I watched as she arrived home from work. To my surprise, she walked across the street, up my driveway, and knocked on my door. When I opened the door, she looked me in the eyes and said, “I just got home and have this overwhelming urge to have a great time, get drunk, and let loose tonight. Are you busy?” My heart raced as I quickly replied “Nope, I’m completely free!” She smiled and said, “Perfect! Can you watch my dog?”
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