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Old 07-28-2025, 04:33 PM
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That's like the one where the guy is stopped at a red light in his convertible. The "lady of the evening" standing on the corner says to him, "I'll do ANYthing you want for $100." He says, "Really? Anything?" She assures him that she will do A.N.Y.thing he can think of, and do it for a long time. He tells her to get in the car.

As they are driving away, she coos and purrs at him, "Soooo big boy, what do you want me to do first?" The guy replies, paint my house.