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Old 02-10-2010, 03:45 PM
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Smile Soft Boiled Eggs (Funny, and not "over the line"... I hope!)

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual

soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only

the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said,

"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming

or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then

gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks" and returned to the stove,

her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained... "The egg timer's broken."