Soft Boiled Eggs (Funny, and not "over the line"... I hope!)
 

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual

soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only

the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said,

"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming

or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then

gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks" and returned to the stove,

her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained... "The egg timer's broken." :sigh:

:1rotfl:

I don't get it, who cooks eggs for 3 hours? LOLOLOLOL

Yolking around
 

Ha Ha, you guys crack me up!!! B.K.

Probably the same guy who tries to thread a needle without licking the thread. LOLOLOL

When Harry Met Sally
 

:024:chilout"I'll have what he's having."

Just remember though, please stop taking
Cialis and call your doctor right away if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours.
:024:

The Dr. would be the LAST person I would call...

Now I know...
 

why my "better half" told me he wanted hard boiled eggs this morning...he was reading TOTV last night!:icon_hungry:

OMG Pturner ROFL!!! I just love your posts, you are so dang funny!! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:. Good one!! I am still laughing! :clap2:

Jeanne :wave: