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You might be a Villager
If you've ever driven a golf cart for more than 10 miles in a day.

You might be a Villager
If you know what Pickle Ball, Hand and Foot and Mexican Train mean.

You might be a Villager
If you have ever gone out drinking and dancing for the evening and when
you got home it was only 7 PM.

You might be a Villager
If your heart starts pumping every time you hear the Electric Slide.

You might be a Villager
If you've ever played golf with someone who uses a driver to tee off on
a par 3 hole.

You might be a Villager
If you have ever fantasized about dumping 1000 marbles under the feet
of line dancers.

You might be a Villager
If you plan your day around happy hours.

You might be a Villager
If you've ever played bingo while sitting in your golf cart.

You might be a Villager
If you have ever been told by a Golf Ambassador to speed up.

You might be a Villager
If you have attended all the political rallies in your area and have
never seen a Democrat contender.
Maybe this has been here before, but its worth a second look.


You might be a Villager
If you can no longer become pregnant but your husband looks like he is.

You might be a Villager
If you have ever heard an ambulance siren and wondered if there was a
tee time opening up.

You might be a Villager
If you receive an average of 3 free dinners in the mail every week for
you and your spouse to attend a retirement seminar.

You might be a Villager
If you have ever been asked if you have seen the shuttle since you moved
to Florida and you reply that not only have you seen it, but you've ridden
it to the airport.