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Originally Posted by The Great Fumar
WARNING
THERE ARE BEAR IN FLORIDA
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the FL Fish and Wildlife Branch
is advising hikers , hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors
in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.
We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give
advance warning to any bears that might be close by so you don't take them by
surprise .
We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry " PEPPER SPRAY"
WITH HIM IN CASE OF AN ENCOUNTER WITH A BEAR.
Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the
difference between black bear feces and and grizzly bear feces.
Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly Bear S--t
has little bells in it and smells like pepper.........
This is a public service anouncement by ..FUMAR
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Fumar. Fumar. Fumar. I would suggest that you get a dog to protect you...but that wouldn't work.
Fumar. You ain't right.