A friend of mine who knows we are moving to TV sent me this
today. TV made the list!
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida
Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the
bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'
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> He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'
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> 'So, where were you all these years?'
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> 'In prison,' he says.
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> 'Why did they put you in prison?'
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> He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'
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> 'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!'
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