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Originally Posted by cabo35
A good reason to stay off golf course cartpaths has to do with an anomaly suffered by most Villages golfers, at least the ones I play with. It is called gross directional deficiency. The tee box challenged, yours truly included, will frequently launch golf balls with great velocity off the tee. These supersonic missiles will frequently hook sharply or slice rapidly thereby crossing cartpaths and putting all targets on the cartpaths in their kill zone.
It is particularly hazardous while travelling against the flow on these paths. This sets up the possibility of full frontal head shots. For this reason, I never venture onto the golf course paths without front and rear bulletproof windows in the up position. Of course we are still exposed to broadside hits. Helmets are also recommended.
Have fun and a great day in the Villages.
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LOL. I've heard about that disease. Actually there was no one on the course. I think theta are called starter courses whatever that means.