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Originally Posted by Pats2010
America's friendliest Hometown?  |
Since we are talking about "America's Friendilest Hometown" you have to let her visit.BUT...............tell her upfront you can't pick her up at the airport,since your mechanic couldn't fix your brakes, so he just made your horn louder. After dinner that first night, put all your plates on the floor and have your dog lick them clean.Then neatly stack them up and put them back in the kitchen cabinets.Ask her if she would like dessert and coffee, or give her The Waterfront's phone number and see how quickly she leaves.Make sure she doesn't step on any of the mousetraps you have strategically placed throughout the house.That should do the trick, don't believe she will ever be back.One last thought about mousetraps...................the early bird may get the worm,but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
