You probably got these in this morning's email, too. But, just in case, I thought I'd pass a few of them along.
Boomer
TSA Bumper Stickers
Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants
Grope discounts available
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady
If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We are now free to move about your pants
We rub you the wrong way so you can be on your way