[MMC24]

George is passing by Ned's shed one day when through a gap in the door
he sees Ned doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first
the right welly boot, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move
lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his
corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his
tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on
to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Ned', says George.

"Lord tunderin' jeezuss, ye frightened the livin' **** out of me!" says
an obviously embarrassed Ned. "Me and the Missus been having some trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor . "