You might be eligible for Medicare if you quit counting the salt and now just count the pepper in your hair.
You ARE eligible for Medicare if you can remember Howdy Doody's final episode and Clarabelle the Clown saying "good-bye."
You might be eligible for Medicare if the Florida State turnpike signs remind you of Burma Shave.
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Army/embassy brat - traveled too much to mention
Moved here from SF Bay Area (East Bay)
"There are only two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other is as though everything is a miracle." Albert Einstein
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