TOTVers, please help me make a list. You might be eligible for Medicare if...
 

Good morning, TOTVers,

Earlier I started a thread about the baby boomers starting to reach Medicare on 1.1.11. And that started me thinking about a list I wrote several years ago for a group of boomers who were getting close to another milestone.

That was a few years back, and, alas, I remember only two of the things I put on the list. But the others will come to me eventually I guess.

So anyway, I am inviting boomers and non-boomers all to get together here on TOTV to help create another list. This time the list is titled....

You might be eligible for Medicare if....

Here are the two things I remember from that old list, now reworked for the new list.....

You might be eligible for Medicare if you have ever lusted in your heart for Annette Funicello or Ricky Nelson.

You might be eligible for Medicare if you picked up the above allusion to lusting in your heart.

(I hope everybody will join in and have a little fun with this. Thanks.)

Boomer

You might be eligible for Medicare if you can't remember what it is.

Bill :)

You might be eligable for Medicare if you've spent the last 50 years looking for your misplaced [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvKlqMjfk1Y"]Secret Squadron Decoder[/ame]

You might be eligible for medicare if your favorite all-time car is a '57 Chevy.

You might be eligible for medicare if know what the letters - L.S.M.F.T stand for.

You might be eligible for medicare if Dizzy Dean is your favorite baseball broadcaster.

You might be eligible for medicare if you watched a Harry Truman presidential speech.

Hell, I'm running out of things I remember - and I became eligible for medicare this month!

If......
 

You remember the year and where you were when you learned the words to all the songs played on Radio 640 WVLG . . .

But can't remember where you parked your car at Lowe's.

(I hope I remembered the radio station name/number right!)

You might be eligible for Medicare if you remember knowing that if he brought a bottle of Cold Duck, he was expecting it to be a big night.

Boomer

You might be a Baby Boomer if:
 

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thought of another one though....

You might be eligible for Medicare if you have ever raked your carpet.

Boomer

You might be eligible for Medicare if you quit counting the salt and now just count the pepper in your hair.

You ARE eligible for Medicare if you can remember Howdy Doody's final episode and Clarabelle the Clown saying "good-bye."

You might be eligible for Medicare if the Florida State turnpike signs remind you of Burma Shave.

You might be eligible for Medicare if you can't hear or understand the words to a modern day song.

You might be eligible for Medicare if a younger person never realized that air conditioners never existed.

You might be eligible for Medicare if you remember where you were when JFK was shot and someone asks you if you were alive during that time.

You might be eligible for Medicare if you ask your hairdresser just to cut the gray hairs out and she says, "but then, you would be bald".

You might be eligible for Medicare if you remember being scared during the Cuban Missile Crisis -- and being really, really, really scared that it meant you were going to die a virgin.

Boomer

[QUOTE=redwitch;319681]You might be eligible for Medicare if you quit counting the salt and now just count the pepper in your hair.

You ARE eligible for Medicare if you can remember Howdy Doody's final episode and Clarabelle the Clown saying "good-bye."

You might be eligible for Medicare if the Florida State turnpike signs remind you of Burma Shave.[/QUOTE]



Hi Redwitch,

Forgive me for a little sidetrack here, but that last one of yours made me think....

You might be from Cincinnati if some of those things advertised on some of those signs take you by surprise. :shocked:

Oh not that it's not out there around Cincinnati someplace I guess, but they just can't advertise it like that.

(I am supposed to be getting some work done around here and I keep looking in on TOTV. So much for that New Year's Resolution.)

Boomer

If you have celebrated the 15th anniversary of your 50th birthday.

Here's some more...
 

You might be elegible for Medicare if......on an important list.....

You might be elegible for Medicare if......YOU ever used a party line (or know what one was)

You might be elegible for Medicare if......YOU know what a rotary phone is.

You might be elegible for Medicare if......YOU know who/what NellyBell was.

You might be elegible for Medicare if......YOU remember what "SnapJack Shoes" were...(Do you?)

You might be elegible for Medicare if......YOU remember oleo packs with the orange dye pellet(Do you?)

You might be elegible for Medicare if......YOU remember "Bonamo's Turkish Taffey"?

Too many more to continue, plus I lost my train of thought!
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I am loving this -- thanks everybody
 

You might be eligible for Medicare if you returned from SE Asia, a while back, with a Seiko watch, a quadraphonic receiver, and four 75-watt Pioneer speakers.

Boomer