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You might be eligible for Medicare if you can't hear or understand the words to a modern day song.

You might be eligible for Medicare if a younger person never realized that air conditioners never existed.

You might be eligible for Medicare if you remember where you were when JFK was shot and someone asks you if you were alive during that time.

You might be eligible for Medicare if you ask your hairdresser just to cut the gray hairs out and she says, "but then, you would be bald".