[QUOTE=redwitch;319681]You might be eligible for Medicare if you quit counting the salt and now just count the pepper in your hair.
You ARE eligible for Medicare if you can remember Howdy Doody's final episode and Clarabelle the Clown saying "good-bye."
You might be eligible for Medicare if the Florida State turnpike signs remind you of Burma Shave.[/QUOTE]
Hi Redwitch,
Forgive me for a little sidetrack here, but that last one of yours made me think....
You might be from Cincinnati if some of those things advertised on some of those signs take you by surprise.
Oh not that it's not out there around Cincinnati someplace I guess, but they just can't advertise it like that.
(I am supposed to be getting some work done around here and I keep looking in on TOTV. So much for that New Year's Resolution.)
Boomer