[The Great Fumar]

Originally Posted by ijusluvit

A tough looking group of bikers were riding along one day when they saw a girl standing on a bridge.
It looked like she was about to jump off . . . so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

She agreed and they get into a long deep lingering kiss. After she finished, the biker said, "Wow ! That was the best kiss I have ever had . . . ..
That's a real talent you are wasting . . . . .
You could be famous . . .. . .
Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents can't stand it when I dress up like a girl."

Nice going, I just spit coffee all over my body ........

gurgle fumar