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Old 06-09-2011, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by jackz View Post
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Facts about the killing of Osama Bin Laden:


1) Fugitive for 19 years. Hunted by Saudi Arabia , Interpol, Scotland Yard, Mossad, and the CIA.

2) CIA was looking for him for last 14 years. Found him twice and lost him twice. Cost $1.8 Billion

3) CIA had 4 directors over this time period, 1997- 2011. All failed to capture Bin Laden.

4) Obama appoints Leon Panetta, son of Italian immigrants, as new CIA director April 28th, 2011.


5) Mr. Panetta calls in a few favors from friends in New York,

New Jersey and Las Vegas on April 29th 2011.


6) They plan a raid over some espresso and cannoli April 30th, 2011. Decide to dress up as Navy Seals.


7) Bin Laden is killed (not captured or held for trial) and the body is dumped at sea May 1, 2011.

(also known as sleeping with the fishes in Italian folklore)


8) Job done in less than 100 hours: Reward $25,000,000.


9) Estimated savings of not having a trial $200,000,000.


10) Shop Italian

I am of the product of Italian parents and find this sort of thing demeaning. In fact I wish this guy who plays the Godfather here in TV would knocked it off. I wish television would stop showing Jersey Shore and Jerseylicious because both show are misleading. And I wish pizza companies would lose the little italian guy with a mustache and Joy Behar and Regis stop telling people they are Italian However Giada can continue advertising her ethnticity and the wonderful Italian food she prepares on food.com. Finally Ba da Bing is stupid and not cool at all . That's my story and I am sticking to it