To help Democrats out, here are ten more things they can blame George Bush for.

10. Kenny Rogers' horrific facelift.

9. The Montauk Monster and the rash of Chupacabra sightings.

8. Sanjaya. He was a Republican operative.

7. Homeless puppies.

6. The rise of Hannah Montana, the Cheetah Girls, and the Jonas Brothers.

5. The cancellation of Battlestar Galactica.

4. The disappointment of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

3. The fall of the New York Yankees. Bush did own the Texas Rangers after all.

2. The Dharma Initiative was Cheney's idea.

1. Rosie O'Donnell, Doogie Houser, that dude from Grey's Anatomy and at least one Teletubbie going gay.

Once Barack Obama's candidacy implodes and he is not elected, you can blame Bush and the Republicans for that too.