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Old 11-19-2011, 09:24 AM
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Ed ran into Tom on the golf course, and said "Hey, Tom, haven't seen you for a while. Was that you I saw across the square the other day with a pretty young thing on your arm?"

"Sure was, and actually, that was my new wife. She's only 30," said Tom.

"Thirty?! I mean, you look great for your age, Tom, but we're both in our seventies - how did you get such a young girl to marry you?"

"Easy. I lied about my age."

"So I guess you lied and told her you're in your fifties, right?"

"Heck, no. I told her I was 95."
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