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Old 12-22-2011, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Figmo Bohica View Post
HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM...

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used, size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. *
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba, Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the dogs - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.


I have all these items for rent for a reasonable monthly rate. LOL
When a crook is in doubt, he will try a different house. I like Figmo's note. If I was a bad guy, I'd think twice before entering.
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