[Taltarzac725]

Get out the golf cart and polish the wheels!
She's got to be the smartest of the mobiles!
Polish the paint work and clean off the rust!
They won't see our chasis with sand, grass and dust !

And when we arrive miles ahead of the rest
Everyone will know that our golf cart is best!
They'll have to admit she's a cart you can trust
So it's Lake Sumter Square or Bust.

As we drive along Morse Blvd. come along
With an independent front suspension
And every kind of new golf cart invention
Any old thing you care to mention
As we hold the cop's attention
We'll look around with condescension
Mixed with a little apprehension
Lake Sumter Square or Bust
Lake Sumter Square or Bust

We're on our way to Lake Sumter Square
Although we've already roped our chairs
We hear the Square crowds are very pally
And we're gonna win the rally
So we're sure to be the toast of Lake Sumter Square.

Get out the golf cart and polish the wheels!
She's got to be the smartest of the mobiles!
Polish the paint work and clean off the rust!
They won't see our chasis with sand, grass, and dust.
And when we arrive miles ahead of the rest
Everyone will know that our golf cart is best!
They'll have to admit she's a cart you can trust
So it's Lake Sumter Square in my suspension
Lake Sumter Square or Bust.

Modifying "Those Daring Young Men in their Jaunty Jalopies"
Music and Lyrics by Ron Goodwin
Sung by Jimmy Durante (1969?)