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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725
Irresponsible.
Unreliable.
Undependable, too.
Not picking up after my dog.
Where he lays some logs.
Not caring when he takes a pee.
Where he leaves spots you eventually see.
Pooh, pooh, pooh.
Letting my dog off the leash.
Running out on the golf course.
Leaving spots of the sidewalk that need bleach.
Ignoring the rules set down by the Morse.
Bored by my foolish alibis?
Not impressed by my lack of cleverness.
Pooh, pooh, pooh.
Not picking up after my dog.
Where he lays some logs.
Not caring when he takes a pee.
Where he leaves spots you eventually see.
Unpredictable.
Impractical.
Undependable, too.
Pooh, pooh, pooh.
Letting my dog off the leash.
Running out on the golf course.
Leaving spots of the sidewalk that need bleach.
Ignoring the rules set down by the Morse.
Irresponsible
Unreliable
Undeniably true
Pooh, pooh, pooh.
Modifying "Call Me Irresponsible". A 1962 song composed by Jimmy Van Heusen with lyrics written by Sammy Cahn.
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I could use some help with the poem/song about pooh. It does look like I have found an appropriate song to modify though. "Call me irresponsible".
I am trying to remember some of the complaints about dogs here in the Villages. Would like to get a stanza in about Fumar too.
Something along this stanza?
We do not know what we do without Fumar.
Scaring the pooh out of all those who do.
He would not let the dogs go very far.
Without somehow getting to their version of a loo.