[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Irresponsible.
Unreliable.
Undependable, too.

Not picking up after my dog.
Where he lays some logs.
Not caring when he takes a pee.
Where he leaves spots you eventually see.

Pooh, pooh, pooh.

Letting my dog off the leash.
Running out on the golf course.
Leaving spots of the sidewalk that need bleach.
Ignoring the rules set down by the Morse.

Bored by my foolish alibis?
Not impressed by my lack of cleverness.

Pooh, pooh, pooh.

Going to Doggie Doo Run Run.
Strolling along the Square in a child buggy.
Making sure that my dog has a lot of fun.
Even though the weather may be muggy.

Unpredictable.
Impractical.
Undependable, too.

Pooh, pooh, pooh.

Letting my dog off the leash.
Running out on the golf course.
Leaving spots of the sidewalk that need bleach.
Ignoring the rules set down by the Morse.


Irresponsible
Unreliable
Undeniably true

We do not know what we do without Fumar.
Scaring the pooh out of all those who do.
He would not let the dogs go too far.
Without somehow getting to their version of a loo.




Pooh, pooh, pooh.

Modifying "Call Me Irresponsible". A 1962 song composed by Jimmy Van Heusen with lyrics written by Sammy Cahn.

Version I am satisfied with for life in the Villages-- the satire covering gof cart traffic, roundabouts, and the dog poo wars.