Drinking can make you think faster.
Picture a herd of buffalo being chased by a pack of wolves. The slow and infirm are the first to be brought down and consumed.
Science has proven that alcohol kills brains cells, but only the slow and infirm are killed, leaving only the faster brain cells to breed and multiply.
So drinking improves thinking.
I read a science report that stated:
Drinking rum and ice will damage your kidneys.
Drinking vodka and ice will damge your liver.
Drinking whiskey and ice will damge your brain.
Damn that ice, it really is dangerous to your health.
__________________
Florida CWL Instructor
NRA Certified Law Enforcement Handgun/Shotgun Instructor
NRA Certified Civilian Handgun/Shotgun Instructor
NRA Chief Range Safety Officer
NRA Certified Home Protection Instructor
Retired Army Military Police Investigator - 20 years, 4 months, 13 days
Retired Deputy Sheriff/Corrections Officer
IDPA Safety Officer Instructor
All skill is in vain when an Angel weewees in the flintlock of your musket.
|